iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

I’m dying reading this. Perfection.

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foodieveggiestudent:

You know its a stressful day when you start drinking before lunch xxx

No, that’s just called Saturday. Silly.

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I was in total darkness. Alone. Cold. Didn’t mind it too much.

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I was in total darkness. Alone. Cold. Didn’t mind it too much.

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He should be pope bad ass

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He should be pope bad ass

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debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

I’m the guy playing the scroll bar to your left.

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